1 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,840 Yeah, and I've ordered the plaque, so... 2 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,560 Mum 's anniversary is gonna be perfect. 3 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,480 I know you suggested handpicked flowers 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,840 but I was thinking Mum would want more of a statement. Don't you? 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,120 Yeah, you can be in charge of the flowers. 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,160 - Perfect. 7 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,280 What? - I said " perfect". 8 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,360 I would hide the biscuits if I were you. 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,680 Got to go. Speak soon. 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,880 Val Twigg. Lu Shakespeare and Frank... 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,120 Fatblasters! 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,480 My business is ruined. He 's ruined my life. 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,160 Want a cup of tea? 14 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,520 Uh, who 's ruined your life? 15 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,480 Kit Willow. 16 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,440 Slimming guru. 17 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,960 And his business partner, Diana Winter. 18 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,080 I mean, look at her... 19 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,320 she 's never dieted in her life! 20 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,840 Lean and hungry. 21 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,640 How exactly have they ruined your business? 22 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,200 They've stolen my Twiggsters. - Sorry? 23 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,200 My slimming club members. 24 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,760 Oh, right. Stolen? 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,520 This is a marketing problem. Uh, we 're private investigators. 26 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,880 Your website said that you did corporate work. 27 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,000 Well, yes, but... 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,960 I need to know everything there is to know 29 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,240 about their business model. 30 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,880 OK, but, uh... 31 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,320 corporate rates can be higher... 32 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,040 Twiggsters is my livelihood. 33 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,080 I ' Il use my savings if I have to. 34 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,640 OK, OK. Sounds like an undercover job. 35 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,240 Sebastian... in a fat suit? 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,280 I could channel my inner Falstaff. 37 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280 You should go. 38 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,080 What me? 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,200 Wh ...? 40 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,400 Are you saying I'm fat? 41 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,320 No, I'm saying you're a woman. 42 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,760 There are more women in the group. - See... 43 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,160 Besides it will help you to forget about... other stuff. 44 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,040 Oh, Kit likes pretty blondes with a sharp brain. 45 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,440 Do you know any? 46 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,056 Look, if it's too much for you, I could just go to another agency. 47 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,120 No, not too much. 48 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,680 I mean... 49 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,120 I can... I can pretend that I need to lose weight, can't I? 50 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,720 That's fine. When 's the next class? 51 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,320 You tear off those mental shackles of negativity 52 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,880 that are holding you back 53 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:46,080 and open yourself up to a new way of life! 54 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,960 And Fatblasters... 55 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,400 will lead the way. 56 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,440 The only question is... 57 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,800 will you follow? 58 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,240 I can see it! 59 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,480 I can see the slimming light! 60 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,640 Say it with me, Slim! 61 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,040 Say it with me! - I'm with you. 62 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,400 Our path to thinness! 63 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,640 Our path to thinness! 64 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,680 ls a way to slimness! 65 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,096 Is a way to slimness! 66 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,520 And on this journey we begin. 67 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,960 And on this journey we begin. 68 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,840 To be thin! Come on everyone! 69 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,840 To be thin! 70 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,840 Let' s jump up. Let' s jump up! 71 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:23,120 Ooh! I spy a new member. 72 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,960 Come on, team, what do we do with new members? 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,600 That's it, well done, well done. 74 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,960 Come on. Don't be shy, don't be shy. 75 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,120 Come take that first step on your journey to thinness. 76 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,200 Sit down. 77 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,160 Now everyone, I want you all to take a minute... 78 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,400 What are you doing here? 79 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,400 to think about your slimming pledge. 80 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,400 Just the same thing as you. 81 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,560 I'm surprised you've got time for this. I thought you were working. 82 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,440 Yeah, well, gotta keep trim. 83 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,440 Everyone... 84 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,056 I'm surprised Mum never brought you here. 85 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,680 in this beautiful group. - Ahem! 86 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,040 Sorry. Lose weight... 87 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,200 you spread that word 88 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,800 and let the Fatblasters family grow and grow and grow! 89 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,160 Um... - Lia. 90 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,800 I've been spreading the word. 91 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,120 Our-our new member is my sister, Luella. 92 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,880 Welcome, Luella! Welcome. 93 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,720 Come on, everyone, let's give her the Fatblasters welcome, shall we? 94 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,880 Come on, stand up. 95 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,760 Come on. Think slim, be slim... 96 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,560 Stay slim. Come on, everyone. 97 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,880 Think slim, be slim, stay slim. 98 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,080 Welcome! 99 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,840 That's it, Mary, that's it. Shake those hips. 100 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,200 No to chips. 101 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,200 Yeah, that's it, OK. Sit down, thank you. 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,120 Right, let's get down to business, shall we? 103 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,040 Now, first off... 104 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,920 Congratulations to you all. 105 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,760 Now, this week... 106 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,280 collectively 107 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,480 you have all lost a whopping 52 pounds! 108 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,440 Well done, everyone, well done! 109 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,560 Amazing! 110 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,960 Unfortunately though... 111 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,520 not everyone has had a loss. 112 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,000 Slim Jim... 113 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,680 what is happening to our loser of the year? 114 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,920 That's four weeks on the trot you've had a gain. What' s going on? 115 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,560 Ah, yeah. Um... No, I've been... I've been walking quite a bit. Uh... 116 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,320 Maybe the fat is turning to muscles. 117 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,160 Oh, you've been doing a lot of walking? 118 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,240 Yeah. Yeah. 119 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,600 To the takeaway? 120 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,880 You were spotted. 121 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,000 We all need a treat, don't we? 122 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,080 What, every night of the week? 123 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,200 You know, not only... 124 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 have you let yourself down, Slim... 125 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,040 you've let this wonderful family down... 126 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,960 and you've let me down. 127 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,920 So... 128 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,000 Anyway, forgive and forget. 129 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,080 Right, who 's next? 130 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,880 Ah! Mary. 131 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,240 Mary. Now, this week... 132 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,600 you have lost two pounds! 133 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,520 Two pounds, Mary, well done! 134 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,760 Well done! 135 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,040 If only all our members were as committed as you, eh? Slim Jim? 136 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Hm? 137 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,080 Who 's that? 138 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,280 Diana Winter. She 's ambitious, driven. 139 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,320 Counting fivers in a church hall, hardly Trump Towers, is it? 140 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,800 No, it's... Yeah, it's good. 141 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,120 Luella Shakespeare, so great to meet you. 142 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 Oh, you too. 143 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,520 Ah, two sisters looking so stunning... 144 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,520 Oh, thank you. 145 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,800 Despite last year's terrible tragedy. 146 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,720 Losing your mother is a... it's a very traumatic event. 147 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,200 Yeah, well... Yeah. 148 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,520 Yeah. 149 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,600 I, uh... 150 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,600 it ruined the cruise for the other passengers. 151 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,560 Lia! 152 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,280 Well, they had to turn the ship around looking for the bodies. 153 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,240 Poor Genevieve. And on the very night she was invited to the captain 's table. 154 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,400 I did warn her about the low balconies in those cabins. 155 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,320 Is it true he 'd just proposed? 156 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,960 Not according to his wife. No. 157 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,240 At least she died in the arms of someone she loved. 158 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,640 Yeah. 159 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,320 I can't believe your naughty sister kept you a secret. 160 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,416 Well, she ' s good at keeping secrets aren't you, Lia? 161 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,680 Like your membership with Fatblasters. 162 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,760 Who knew? 163 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,640 Lia! First rule of slimming club? 164 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:41,000 Oh, first rule of slimming club, outside of slimming club, talk about slimming club. 165 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,400 Your sister is hilarious! 166 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,480 She certainly is. 167 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,240 And now we have her older sister. - Younger! 168 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,800 Whoops! I'm sorry. 169 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,120 You know what... 170 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,440 have a new members goody bag. 171 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,080 Just for you. - Thanks. 172 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,960 It's completely free, so... 173 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:04,200 Alright, if you 'Il excuse us, I 'Il just take your beautiful sister for a quick one to one. 174 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,520 Of course, Kit. 175 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,920 "Older"! Hm! 176 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,680 He 's an angel. 177 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,560 Is he? 178 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,480 Can't you see his little halo shining? 179 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,840 Now, Mary, you aren't scaring off new members are you? 180 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,400 No, of course not, Diana. 181 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,120 Will you be my buddy? 182 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,800 Sorry, your what? 183 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,960 Slimming buddy. Um... 184 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,040 Maybe let Lu ease herself in gently, hm? 185 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,160 No. Yeah. 186 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,480 Yes, that's a great idea. Yeah, shall we... shall we swap numbers? 187 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,200 Oh, yes. Yeah? 188 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,520 Lovely. 189 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,640 I told you, you're too hard on him! 190 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,280 I will not let that fat idiot ruin my business! 191 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,840 Your business? 192 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,840 What are you talking about? We are partners. 193 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,400 I am the face of Fatblasters! I can always find a new partner. 194 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,240 You 'd be nothing without me. I 'd be nothing? 195 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,200 Yes! I am the brand, Diana. 196 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,400 I am the brand! 197 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,240 I am the business and I'm the brains. 198 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,680 Who cares about the...? I'm the brand! 199 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,480 Just listen! 200 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,080 Stop being too hard on him. 201 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,720 I am Fatblasters! Diana, you always go on about this. 202 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,360 Lu! 203 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,800 Hi! - Hi! 204 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,040 You're still here. 205 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:36,160 Yeah! I ' m, um... I was just getting... I left my scarf, so... 206 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,160 That was, uh... And then... 207 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,520 Exercise classes! 208 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,040 You do them and I love exercise, so... 209 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,040 Ah! We've got a circuit class tomorrow night. 210 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,440 Yeah. - Circuits? 211 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,656 Yeah, shouldn't be a problem for a fit girl like you. 212 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,680 Once you pull up that Lycra, off you go. 213 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,280 And if you need any gym wear, we have our own branded range. 214 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,600 That's great! 215 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,400 Brilliant. Well, that' s... Well, that's that sorted, isn't it. 216 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,440 Great, see you then. That's good. 217 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,240 Oh, she finally arrives. 218 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,960 Here, put that in that box. 219 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,720 Aw. Yeah. 220 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,840 Did she actually wear that? - Yeah. 221 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,320 She was really popular at the tennis club. 222 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,560 Well, she needed some fashion advice. 223 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,320 I suppose you're hungry? - No! 224 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,520 Maybe a bit. I mean, I could have something if you had it, anyway. 225 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,600 Help yourself. 226 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,400 I've got the appetite of a bird these days. 227 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,400 Yeah, no, me too. 228 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,400 It's all down to Kit. 229 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,840 He 's got this... aura. The weight just falls off. 230 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,840 Yeah? 231 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,400 Slim Jim has lost eight and a half stone in a year! 232 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,560 Wow! That's like a whole other person. How's he done that? 233 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,960 Diet, determination... 234 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,680 and a lot of sweat. 235 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,840 What are these? 236 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,320 I keep finding them everywhere. 237 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,520 Yeah, Mum loved her pottery classes. 238 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,881 She always thought her teacher looked like Patrick Swayze. 239 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,200 There ' s hundreds of them. 240 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,600 Yeah, she was probably better at vases, actually. 241 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,440 Well, we can't keep them all. They' Il have to go in the skip. 242 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,720 What? No! Can't we at least put some of them in the charity box? 243 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,960 We could 've cleared all this if you 'd come earlier! 244 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,440 Yeah, well, I've been busy working. 245 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,920 Well, you weren't too busy to go to a slimming class. 246 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,360 Or were you snooping? 247 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,520 No! 248 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,880 Lu, what were you doing there? 249 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,440 You look just like Mum when you do that. 250 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,936 And you look like Dad when he was lying! 251 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960 I don't. - Yes, you do. Two peas in a pod. 252 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,616 Yeah, well, we had to be with you and Mum around. 253 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,440 Well, he put you on a pedestal. I can't see why. 254 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,160 Right, I'm not staying for this! - Look, no way. 255 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,560 No way am I clearing this mess up on my own. 256 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,840 This is not a mess! This is my childhood home! 257 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,440 It's our childhood home! And I am not doing this by myself! 258 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,960 You could have just waited, Lia! 259 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,640 You could have just waited until after Mum 's anniversary! 260 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,480 No, no, no! 261 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,800 Get out of my way! 262 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,520 Well, it's got to be done some time! 263 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:45,200 Oh. Well, they're probably oversized because of the before and after photos. 264 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,440 Look at Slim Jim 's social media. 265 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,200 Oh, wow! 266 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,680 And that is all since joining Fatblasters. 267 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,240 It's all a big con, if you ask me. 268 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,760 No, it's not. Lia said he 's lost loads of weight. 269 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,560 Slimming classes... preying on people 's insecurities, ripping them off. 270 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,200 Crash diets that never work. 271 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,040 It's just a big vicious money-making, self-loathing cycle. 272 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,040 Well... No, they do try and encourage some healthy eating. 273 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,240 Ah. 274 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,840 Nothing healthy about that. 275 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,760 Those are for members only. 276 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,880 Mm. You know, they're actually quite good. 277 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,960 Oh, hi, Mary. 278 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,640 Oh, dear, a bit of a long day, was it? 279 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,360 Not been sleeping too well. 280 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,040 Uh... sports bags live on the bench. 281 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,800 Oh, right, yes. Sorry. 282 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,160 Right. 283 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,000 Um... 284 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,600 Oh. Right. 285 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,040 So, are you not, uh, are you not working out? 286 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,200 Oof, not tonight. 287 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,560 Aw. I 'Il have to find another buddy. 288 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,520 Lu, darling, need a partner? 289 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,400 I was just gonna ask Jim, actually... - Why don't you partner up 290 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,320 with your delightful sister? 291 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:06,880 Yeah. 292 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,880 Nothing like a bit of sibling rivalry to get you motivated. 293 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960 That's great. 294 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,280 Thank you. 295 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,160 Oh, hello. 296 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,400 Look, um, I don't... I don't want any trouble. 297 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,080 I think we were both just a bit upset, weren't we? 298 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,520 What are you talking about? 299 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,400 Well... 300 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,080 Gather round to lose those pounds. 301 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,280 Fatblasters slimmers? 302 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,360 We are winners! 303 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,600 Never quit! 304 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,680 Let' s get fit! 305 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,800 Right, running on the spot. 306 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,720 Arms to the right! 307 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,960 Arms to the left! 308 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,200 Up on high, down below. 309 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,560 And running on the spot again. Knees up high. 310 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,536 Come on, Lu. 311 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,680 Bit more effort. 312 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,680 That's it. 313 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,680 Strong arms, Lia, strong arms. 314 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,960 Yep. - Pump it, pump it! 315 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,560 I'm pumping it, I'm pumping it. 316 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,640 Pump. - Pump. 317 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,520 Take control. - Achieve your goals! 318 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,880 Alright, 20 burpees. 319 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,920 What? 320 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,040 Burpees? 321 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,760 What has happened to your energy levels, Slim? 322 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,000 You managed burpees fine last month and you never even broke a sweat! 323 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,160 Come on. - Yeah. 324 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,200 Right, come on, change partners. 325 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,400 No, no, no, not you. 326 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,680 Finish those first. 327 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,240 Here. Well done. - Oh, thank you. 328 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,440 Oh, lovely! 329 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,720 Hi, Lu, how you feeling? 330 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,320 Oh, you know, it was amazing. I just can't wait to do it again. 331 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,320 Great stuff. 332 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 Thank you. 333 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,080 Bye, Lu, see you. - Bye, then. 334 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,440 Why can't folk tidy up after themselves! 335 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,640 Oh, not me this time, not guilty. 336 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,960 Do you need a hand? 337 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,240 Nearly done. Thanks, Lu. 338 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, thank goodness. 339 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,560 Come here, you little devil! 340 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,680 Bye, then. 341 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,200 Uh, bye, then, Mary. 342 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,120 I'm trying my best, but it's not good enough for you. 343 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,880 Nothing 's ever good enough for you! 344 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,560 lt's called motivation. 345 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,960 I 'm-I 'm sick of it and I'm sick of you! 346 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,080 How dare you! 347 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,560 Oh! Just calm down, hm? 348 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,120 Come on then, big man. Come on! 349 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,480 I can't do this anymore. 350 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,200 I told you not to push him. 351 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,640 Everything ' s fine. 352 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,440 Just a bit of Fatblasters tough love. 353 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,720 He 'Il be back. 354 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,960 Stupid, stupid idiot! 355 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,320 Jim. 356 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,440 You OK? 357 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,040 Oh, look. Here. 358 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,280 Thanks. 359 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,680 Sorry. I... 360 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,760 I didn't mean to... 361 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,200 It's alright. Kit giving you a hard time, was he? 362 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,920 Fatblasters is the only place I've lost weight this quickly. 363 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400 And now, I've... I've blown it. 364 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,320 No, I'm sure they'Il have you back. 365 00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880 Thing is... 366 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,200 I can't afford it. 367 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,800 Yeah, I mean, it is a bit expensive. 368 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,160 Spent it all on takeaway. 369 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,320 Me too. 370 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,960 I keep eating things I really shouldn't. Biscuits, crisps, cakes. 371 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,136 Oh, you know the cake shop on the high street that has... 372 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,640 The tangy little sweets on top! 373 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,880 I've stopped buying Fatblasters biscuits, can barely afford the membership. 374 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,560 Do you think that's why he 's giving you a hard time? 375 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,520 I shouldn't have overreacted. 376 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,800 Listen, don't worry about it, it's the stress. It's cake withdrawal. 377 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,920 Yeah. 378 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,080 Oh. I should really apologise, shouldn't I? 379 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,320 Why don't you wait till tomorrow? Let everyone calm down, you know. 380 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,960 Things look better in the morning. 381 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040 Yeah. 382 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,640 I suppose so. 383 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,600 Oh, thanks, Lu. - It's alright. 384 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,520 Goodnight. 385 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,920 Oh, yeah, you can have them. - Thank you. 386 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,440 Morning. 387 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,600 Hi, Diana. 388 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,240 Diana? 389 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,320 Anyone there? 390 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,400 Put money in thy purse. 391 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,600 Yeah, no wonder Slim Jim can't afford it. 392 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,200 They must be making a fortune. 393 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,600 Yeah, hook ' em in and sell ' em tat. 394 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,760 What? I'm busy doing my doodles. 395 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,480 She is your sister. 396 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,120 There you go, if you're such a fan. 397 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,480 Shakespeare and Hathaway private investigators. 398 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,960 Lia! What a lovely surprise. 399 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,600 Oh, I'm afraid Lu 's not... 400 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160 A body? 401 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,800 A post-mortem is being carried out on the body 402 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,040 which at present remains unidentified. 403 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,000 Whilst the precise cause of death is yet to be confirmed 404 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,456 I can say that this was a ferocious... 405 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,480 Is he wearing make-up? 406 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,216 And sustained attack. Yeah, a lot of men do. 407 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,720 We are appealing to anyone... - Yeah. Kit does. 408 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,840 Men 's grooming. Biggest untapped market. 409 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,016 Anyone acting strangely... 410 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,160 Thank goodness you're here. - What's going on? 411 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,960 It's just awful. Mary found a body. 412 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,960 Oh! Is she OK? 413 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,760 No! She 's just seen a man with his skull caved in, of course she 's not OK. 414 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,880 Who is it? 415 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,880 They don't know because the face was... 416 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,840 Between you and me, I think it might be Kit. 417 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,040 Kit! - Shut up! 418 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,120 Sorry. 419 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,520 He was wearing his monogramed tracksuit. 420 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,400 The one he was wearing last night, baby blue? 421 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,800 The blood will never come out of it. 422 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,240 It's a cashmere blend. 423 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,840 Doesn't mean it's definitely him because he was wearing the same clothes. 424 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,800 He ' s got a very distinctive birthmark. - Where? 425 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,360 Oh! 426 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,920 I 'Il, um... Yeah, I 'Il go and find out what' s going on. 427 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,760 What? 428 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,520 Alright? 429 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,320 What sort of deranged animal could do that? 430 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,600 Speaking of deranged animals... 431 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,176 What are you doing sniffing around here? 432 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,120 Ah, Joseph, always a pleasure. Tough case? 433 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640 No, it's not. 434 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,960 Looking a bit green around the gills. 435 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,120 No, I don't. 436 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,080 Oh, it's probably just the make-up. 437 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,240 What do you want? 438 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,480 I'm here on a related case. Just wondered if I could be of assistance. 439 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,720 You? Be of assistance? 440 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,360 Only trying to be helpful... 441 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,160 It would be helpful if you kept your nose out of my case. 442 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,160 Sorry, sweet cheeks. 443 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,680 It was like a scene from a horror film. 444 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,920 You poor thing. 445 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,400 Like one of my nightmares. 446 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,520 And you think it was Kit? 447 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600 Hm. 448 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,960 Can you think of anyone that would want to hurt him? 449 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,440 No. Everyone adored him. - Hm. 450 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,560 I'm so sorry. 451 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,000 It's devastating. 452 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,120 Kit was Fatblasters. 453 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,600 Who would 've thought when we left here last night...? 454 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,160 You left here together? 455 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,480 I gave Mary a lift home. 456 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,960 Such a savage attack. 457 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,760 Don't think about it, Mary. 458 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,840 Do you think it could be business related? 459 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,680 You know, is there anyone that he fell out with recently, or...? 460 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,760 Val Twigg! 461 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,920 Val? - You know her? 462 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Sort of. 463 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,400 She was here last night. 464 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,760 Was she? 465 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,760 Worse than a stalker. - What, Val? 466 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,480 Hanging around like a bad smell. 467 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,160 Do you think that Kit and Val maybe were...? 468 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,960 It was quite a shock. 469 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,720 I thought he had better taste. 470 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,080 When he broke it off... 471 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,400 It's her the police should be talking to. 472 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,520 Will you excuse us? 473 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,720 I 'Il distract Keeler, you talk to Val. - Yeah. 474 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960 Hiya. 475 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,520 I wondered if I could have a word. What is it? 476 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,440 It's about Kit. 477 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,960 You ' d better come in. 478 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,240 Thanks. 479 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,640 Oh, you 're, uh, not weighing in with the Twiggsters then? 480 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,400 Uh, I was just testing them for... 481 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,600 Who am I trying to kid? Twiggsters is just me. 482 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,680 I don't suppose I could offer you a discount? 483 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,360 I'm busy, you know. Working on the case. 484 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,560 Have you made any progress? 485 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,600 I'm afraid I've got a bit of bad news. 486 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,960 Can things get much worse? 487 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,040 They found a body at Fatblasters. 488 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,440 A body? 489 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,200 Yeah, and they think it might be Kit. 490 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,520 It can't be. 491 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,920 I only saw him last night. 492 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,600 You think I... 493 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,240 Oh, I didn't... I-I-I couldn't... 494 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,440 What time did you leave there last night? 495 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,000 Uh... 496 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,640 Just before nine. About five to. 497 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,520 How come you never mentioned your relationship with Kit? 498 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,280 We met at a slimmers' conference. 499 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,560 He was one of the speakers there. 500 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,360 All the women adored him. 501 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,800 Hung on his every word... 502 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,840 but he chose me. 503 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,440 Hm. 504 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,000 And like a fool... 505 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,080 You... 506 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,640 He was only interested in one thing... 507 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,800 My members. 508 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,600 Your members? - Mm. 509 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,960 He pumped me for information on my business, even came along to my meetings. 510 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,640 Then he dumped me. By text! 511 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,160 What were you doing at Fatblasters last night? 512 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,760 He phoned me yesterday, out the blue. Said he wanted to see me. 513 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,080 I'm so pleased you could make it. 514 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,240 Val, darling... 515 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,880 I 'd like to make a proposal. 516 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,880 Yes? 517 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,000 A partnership... 518 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,160 of sorts. 519 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800 In Fatblasters. 520 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,400 Fatblasters! - Yeah. 521 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,160 What about Diana? 522 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,640 Diana's history, forget about her. 523 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,000 I 'd be the front man, obviously. 524 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,280 And you could do all the back room, paperworky stuff that you're so good at. 525 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,680 You might want to slim down, just a tad. 526 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,160 Val! 527 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,920 Val? It's all about the brand! 528 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,080 You've got to help me. 529 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,200 I didn't kill him. 530 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,160 Val Twigg? 531 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,080 Yes. 532 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,176 Valorie Twigg, I'm arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Kit Willow. 533 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,056 You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence 534 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,816 if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court. 535 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,840 Anything you do say may be given as evidence. 536 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,600 Are you interfering with my case again? 537 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,840 No, I'm just visiting a client. 538 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,800 You tell Frank Hathaway I am not stupid. 539 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,600 Our victim. Kit Willow. 540 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,920 Early 40s, Fatblasters' charismatic slimming guru. 541 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,880 And he met his business partner, Diana Winter in 2014 542 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,200 at a slimming conference. 543 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,240 She heard him speak and then, well... 544 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,320 The cash rolled in. 545 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,440 Yeah. - If Diana is his business partner 546 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,400 why would she want to kill Fatblasters' golden goose? 547 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,640 Maybe she knew he wanted to lay eggs with Val? 548 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,960 Well, Diana claims that she left Kit to lock up on his own that night 549 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,720 and she dropped Mary home. 550 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,640 Who is Mary? 551 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,520 Oh, she 's my slimming buddy. Yeah, she 's really sweet. 552 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,720 Does she have a motive? 553 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,760 Well, to be fair, she doesn't look like she could take Kit on. 554 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,680 Yeah, and anyway, Diana dropped her home. 555 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,120 They could have come back? 556 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,480 Or it could have been an opportunist? 557 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,640 Nah, I've got a feeling in me guts... 558 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720 Hold it in. 559 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,600 This has definitely got something to do with Fatblasters. 560 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,560 It was too brutal to be a random attack. 561 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,840 And there was a slimming biscuit wrapper at the scene. 562 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,240 Val had the motive and the opportunity. 563 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,760 Hm. She did seem surprised when she found out he was dead. 564 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,920 What about the sweaty one? 565 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,920 Slim Jim? Mm. 566 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,080 Kit' s his last hope of losing weight. 567 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,960 So where does that leave us? 568 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,760 I don't know. 569 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,080 Look. We ' re gonna have to include your sister. 570 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,280 What, Lia? - She was a member of the slimming club 571 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,256 she knew the victim and she was there on the night. 572 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,520 Yeah, she could have some vital information. 573 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,600 OK, I 'Il talk to her. - I 'Il come with you. 574 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,680 No. 575 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,880 Because I think the gentle approach would be better. 576 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,080 So, I 'Il come with you. 577 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,400 Are you OK? 578 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,560 Yeah, I'm fine. I don't need a counsellor. 579 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,880 Sorry. 580 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,680 Sorry. 581 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,960 lt's just getting rid of all Mum 's stuff 582 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,040 it seems... 583 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,360 it seems really final. 584 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,280 Oh, hi. 585 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,440 Oh, hello, Sebastian, lovely to see you. 586 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,520 And you. 587 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,200 Oh, excuse the mess. 588 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,040 Oh, you should see the state of my place. 589 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,680 Is that an invitation? 590 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,280 Yeah, so, we just thought we 'd come along and see how the plans for the anniversary... 591 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,200 Ow! - Sorry. 592 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,640 I've got a viewing in a minute so you 'd better be quick. 593 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,696 Charming. - Have you sorted the flowers out for Friday? 594 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,040 What? No, you were supposed to be sorting the flowers. 595 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,120 Was I? 596 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,200 Yes. 597 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,560 Gosh, they're early. 598 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,680 Oh! 599 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,200 Oh, it's Diana. 600 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,520 Hello, Diana. 601 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,040 Hang on a minute. 602 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,120 Go. 603 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,680 Is she OK? She seems a bit stressed. 604 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,600 Yeah, well, she 's not the only one. 605 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,800 Hello, Diana. 606 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,120 Lia, I'm so sorry to impose. 607 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,040 No, no, not at all. Come through, come through. 608 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,280 Hello, Diana. 609 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,280 Lu 's just leaving. 610 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,640 What? Am I? 611 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,600 I'm Sebastian, Lu 's work colleague. So sorry for your loss. 612 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,040 Everyone 's been so kind. 613 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,920 Slim Jim came round with flowers. 614 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,400 People have left tributes at the church hall. 615 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,120 He was so loved. 616 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,680 Mm. Well, not by everyone. 617 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,760 Lu! - Well, I mean, obviously. 618 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,440 Someone wanted him dead. - Uh! 619 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,320 I think we 'd better go, yes? 620 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,280 Yes, I think you better had. 621 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,880 I am so sorry, Diana. 622 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,760 Now, I don't want you to worry about anything. 623 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,400 I'm going to ring all the members. 624 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,640 Oh, if you could. 625 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,296 I'm gonna tell them all about what' s happened 626 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,160 and I'm gonna cancel Kit's sessions. 627 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,240 No! 628 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,480 Oh! 629 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,560 No. 630 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,000 That won't be necessary. I 'Il take over. 631 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,560 It's what he would have wanted. The show must go on. 632 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,640 Hm? 633 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,080 Um, is Lia on something? 634 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,480 Something 's not right. 635 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,240 Look how clean and tidy Diana's car is. 636 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,560 Robyn only looks like this when she ' s had a valet. 637 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,200 Well, this has been valeted. 638 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,040 Oh, yeah. 639 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,960 Uh... Lu. 640 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,080 Oh... She 's missed a bit there, so I was just... 641 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,840 That's it, looking good. 642 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,680 Awkward. 643 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,640 You go back to the office. I'm gonna go back in when Diana leaves. 644 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,320 Are you sure that's wise? 645 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,120 Yeah, I need to speak to Lia. 646 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,120 Hello. 647 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,080 Where 's Lu? 648 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,560 Oh, a change of plan. She stayed behind. 649 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,080 Oh. How were they? 650 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,400 On a scale of one to ten? 651 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,720 If one is... HE 652 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,760 And ten is... 653 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,280 Then I would say nearer death by dumbbell. 654 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,720 But it is their mum ' s anniversary tomorrow. 655 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,560 Lu shouldn't really be working. 656 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680 Mm, yeah, you're right. 657 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,960 That's not what you said earlier. 658 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,320 Hop to it, you! 659 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,600 We've gotta solve this case. And quickly. 660 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,760 How many of those have you had? 661 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,320 I've got to keep my strength up. 662 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,240 Poor Mum. 663 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,840 Poor Mum? More like poor us! 664 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,040 What? 665 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah, I mean, she shamed us. 666 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,200 She fell off a cruise liner being groped by the captain! 667 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,680 Don't talk about Mum like that! 668 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,960 Why not? 669 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,040 Because she was always so lovely to you. 670 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120 No, she wasn't. 671 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,240 Yes, she was. She always thought you were perfect. 672 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,320 No, she didn't. 673 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,216 She absolutely did. You were always her favourite. 674 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,840 No, she was always going on about you. 675 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,160 It was always Lu this and Lu that. 676 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,360 Do you know she sent me every single press cutting 677 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,560 when you won that stupid hairdressing competition. 678 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,480 Did she? 679 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,240 Yeah, imagine how I felt, playing second fiddle to a hairdresser. 680 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,920 How dare you? 681 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,640 Get out! - There ' s nothing wrong 682 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,496 with being a hairdresser! And anyway, I'm actually... 683 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,496 I'm a private investigator now. What are you doing? 684 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,360 Get out! - What are you doing? 685 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,480 Just get out! - Ow! 686 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,640 You stupid, spoilt, entitled, moo moo! 687 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,160 Moo moo! 688 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,120 I'm sorry, a barrage of biscuits? 689 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,200 Yeah, in my face! 690 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,560 I think you're right, I think she might be on drugs. 691 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,960 Who? - Lia. 692 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,880 Well, that would fit. Erratic behaviour, aggression, nightmares. 693 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,520 I thought she was clean living. 694 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,840 She is, supposedly. Body's a temple and all that rubbish. 695 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,920 Unless, she was spiked. 696 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,496 If this has been going on for a while, she could be addicted. 697 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,240 Yeah, and we 'd have to wean her off it. 698 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,440 Yeah, but first we 'd have to work out what it is 699 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,200 and how it's getting into her system. 700 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,120 Mary's been having nightmares. 701 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,440 Has she? - Yeah. 702 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,840 Sebastian, do Fatblasters have a vitamin tablet? 703 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,280 They certainly do. 704 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,256 Be easy enough to put an appetite suppressant in them. 705 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,480 Yeah, but not into Lia. 706 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,840 She doesn't do tablets. 707 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,200 Gag reflex. 708 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,400 Um... 709 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,280 Oh! I mean, I know they look like cardboard but they are actually really moreish... 710 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,720 Oh, you little beauties. 711 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,960 Sebastian, check out that factory. 712 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,480 I know we 're all deeply shocked by what... 713 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,160 Oh! Welcome. Come in. 714 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,560 Come in, join us. 715 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,896 We 'Il weigh you both in later. 716 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,360 You two better not be here to cause any trouble. 717 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,440 Mary. 718 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,920 How have you been coping? 719 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,960 lt's... 720 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,320 I was just wondering... 721 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,440 Yes? - Uh, where do you get the drugs? 722 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,080 Drugs? 723 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,640 Oh, sorry you must be in the wrong group. Rehab is Monday afternoon. 724 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,040 Oh. Uh, my name is Frank Hathaway. 725 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,160 I work with Lu. We 're private investigators. 726 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,120 A client of ours, Val Twigg is about to be charged with Kit's murder. 727 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,960 Positivity! 728 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,640 Positivity! 729 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,280 Let's forget about murder. 730 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,280 And the thing is, we believe she 's innocent. 731 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,720 Val just wanted to know the secret of Fatblasters' success. 732 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,920 The group 's miraculous weight loss was achieved by... 733 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,840 Will power! 734 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Drugs. 735 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,160 A deadly designer drug called the Beast. 736 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,800 It was hidden in the slimming biscuits, would you believe? 737 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,040 And it's highly addictive. 738 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,456 With some nasty side effects. 739 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,560 This is ludicrous! 740 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,600 Yes, it is ludicrous. 741 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,920 Come on you two. - What? 742 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,320 Get out. - Lia, no! 743 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,056 Extreme aggression, nightmares 744 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,440 hallucinations. 745 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,680 Get out! - See? All this manic behaviour 746 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,336 all these mood swings. One minute you're up, the next you're down. 747 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,680 I'm bound to be upset this week. It's Mum 's anniversary. 748 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,800 You assaulted me with a biscuit! 749 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,280 Excuse me? 750 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,720 Wow. Um... 751 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,120 Do you always sweat like that? 752 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,200 No. Just the last couple of... 753 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,440 Couple of weeks? 754 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,520 Yeah. 755 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,720 It's withdrawal. 756 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,960 Withdrawal. 757 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,080 You see... 758 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:51,520 I believe the Beast caused someone in this room... to murder Kit. 759 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,200 Kit had nothing to do with drugs. 760 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,400 I agree. - Thank you. 761 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,080 Finally! 762 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,680 It was you who masterminded the Beast in the biscuit. 763 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,680 The Beast in the biscuit. 764 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,920 This is an invoice from the factory made out to you. 765 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,320 You honestly believe this guff? 766 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,360 We know that Kit was looking for another business partner. 767 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,880 He called Val on the night he was murdered. 768 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,200 Asked to meet her at the office. According to her, she left at five to nine. 769 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280 lt's just... 770 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,800 It's all about the brand, Val. 771 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,960 What the hell was she doing here? 772 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,880 None of your business, Diana. 773 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,280 Get out my way! 774 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,240 Mary? 775 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,240 How many of these slimming biscuits are you having every day? 776 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,880 Loads. 777 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,160 Yeah. 778 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,760 And are you on any medication? 779 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,320 Yeah. 780 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,160 You see, I think that the build-up of the Beast in your system 781 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,360 along with the tablets that you've been taking 782 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,840 has caused an extreme reaction. 783 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,200 Thoughtless, lazy people! 784 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,560 Kit! - What? 785 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,160 Please pick that up. 786 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,240 Why don't you pick that up yourself, Mrs Mop? 787 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,960 That's what cleaners are paid for, hm? 788 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,040 Litterbug! - Ooh! I'm scared. 789 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,296 What you gonna do, tickle me to death with your feather duster? 790 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,720 What the hell is going on? 791 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,800 Show! Some! Respect! 792 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,480 Mary! Be responsible 793 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,680 and pick up your litter! 794 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,080 - What have you done? 795 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,240 I was just having a word with Kit about his littering. 796 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,880 Uh, I... 797 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,760 I fainted, isn't that right, Diana? 798 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,280 There is no evidence to prove this fantasy story. 799 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,320 Maybe you're the one on drugs! 800 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,960 Just tell me the truth. 801 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,360 This had nothing to do with me! 802 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,040 Why did you get your car valeted the next morning then? 803 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600 The "vall-et" said... 804 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,760 "Val-ay." 805 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,800 The "val-ay" said you told them it was your injured pet dog. 806 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,440 It was Kit's blood on Mary's clothing that stained the front passenger seat. 807 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,240 You didn't want a drug scandal so you drove Mary away from the scene of the crime. 808 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,640 So what if I helped a friend in need? 809 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,120 I didn't murder him. 810 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,360 You assisted an offender and withheld vital information. 811 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,320 As well as drugging everyone. 812 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,640 Shut door upon me 813 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:44,280 and so give me up to the sharp 'st kind of justice. 814 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,760 DS Keeler? It's Frank. 815 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,720 Hathaway. 816 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,040 Listen, you better get down to the church hall. 817 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,320 I think we've solved the case. 818 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,960 How could I have done that to Kit? 819 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,280 Oh, Mary, it's not your fault. 820 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,360 None of us have been ourselves these last few weeks. 821 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,680 You didn't murder anybody! 822 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,880 It wasn't you, Mary, it was the drugs. 823 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,720 Ugh. 824 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,720 Hey, Joe! Ha! Maybe you should put your make-up back on? 825 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,080 Call another press conference. 826 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,320 Announce Val ' s release after her wrongful arrest. 827 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,240 Hilarious. 828 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,280 - Poor Mary. 829 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,320 Well, if they can prove she was acting under the influence of drugs 830 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,656 they might be able to argue for diminished responsibility. 831 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,760 I hope so, she was hardly in her right mind, was she? 832 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,840 Oh, that is good news. 833 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,096 It means I don't have to apologise for my appalling behaviour. 834 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,680 Oh, typical. 835 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,120 Um, not even a little apology? 836 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,240 No. 837 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,840 Teeny tiny apology? 838 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,720 Alright. 839 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,080 Sorry, Lu. 840 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,560 Aw. And really, we should be thanking Lia in a way. 841 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,520 Because were it not for her timely biscuit bombardment 842 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,480 we might never have solved the case. 843 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,160 Thanks. Yeah, thanks, great. 844 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:14,000 There we go. A joint Shakespeare and Hathaway family effort. 845 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,920 Oh, don't look like that. 846 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,120 I'm going home tomorrow anyway. What? 847 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,160 We've had an offer on Mum 's house. 848 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,760 Full asking price. 849 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,560 Oh, right. Well, that was quick. 850 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,680 Yeah, I know. 851 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,560 A young family, two girls. 852 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,600 Two girls, hey? 853 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,120 Hm. 854 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,280 Do you think they'Il argue over who gets the biggest room? 855 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,880 Yeah, probably. 856 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,936 And do you think the old bossy one will win? 857 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,920 No, I think the young tubby one will. 858 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,840 Well, the plaque's nice. Yeah. 859 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,280 And the flowers are... 860 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,960 I asked for a traditional bouquet in her favourite colours. 861 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,680 She always hated blue. 862 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600 Hated it. 863 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,400 And she hated benches. 864 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,400 She hated me. 865 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,800 She did. 866 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,200 All 's well that ends well. 867 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,160 Oh! 868 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,440 Look, huh? Genevieve's favourite. 869 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,800 Oh! 870 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,200 With pineapple! 871 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,680 How did you know? 872 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,560 A detective never reveals his sources. 873 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,440 Mum developed her love of pizza and red wine on a holiday in Naples. 874 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,600 She did. 875 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,680 Excuse me. - Hide the evidence! 876 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,360 Hey, Val! - Val! 877 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,560 Wow! You look amazing. - Oh, thanks! 878 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,640 Jim said it was you. 879 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,960 Jim? 880 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,040 Jim! 881 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,600 Oh! Hey, Jim! 882 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,640 New members? 883 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,680 Some old, some new. 884 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,800 Oh, that's brilliant! 885 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,160 I just want to say thanks. 886 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,440 Twiggsters wouldn't have survived if it weren't for you. 887 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,360 Oh, better go. Don't want to keep the group waiting. Bye! 888 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,000 Bye-bye. Bye, Val. 889 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,400 To Genevieve. 890 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,280 To Mum. 891 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,720 Cheers. - Cheers.